Proust Questionnaire: Louf's answers

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On Tue, 05 Jul 11 19:33:01 UTC Louf (39) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: Out of cigarettes.
Where would you like to live?: Maldives
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: Weed
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: Weed
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: Zaphod Breeblebox
Who are your favorite characters in history?: Jasmine from Alladin, Tigger
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Zooey De Chanell, stoned preferably
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: Zooye De Chanell, stoned and naked preferably
Your favorite painter?: That guy who did my house two years back. Genius.
Your favorite musician?: Roger Waters
The quality you most admire in a man?: Weed
The quality you most admire in a woman?: Boobs
Your favorite virtue?: My seriousness
Your favorite occupation?: Smoking weed. Surfing porn. Smoking weed and surfing porn.
Who would you have liked to be?: Zooye De Chanell's cellmate
Your most marked characteristic?: Cuteness
What do you most value in your friends?: A steady supply of weed
What is your principle defect?: I'm just too cute for this world.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: Still running out of cigarettes
What would you like to be?: Still Zooey De Chanell's cellmate
What is your favorite color?: Red
What is your favorite flower?: Meh, I like plants more
What is your favorite bird?: The ostrich
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller
Who are your favorite poets?: I don't know any poets
Who are your heroes in real life?: My dealer
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: That chick from Point Break
What are your favorite names?: Louf, Loufie, Sexy Beastman
What is it you most dislike?: Women who don't have weed AND won't show their boobs
What historical figures do you most despise?: Gandhi
What event in military history do you most admire?: When the bloody war ends
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: X-ray vision or being invisible
How would you like to die?: In my sleep. Stoned. With Zooey De Channel next to me. Naked.
What is your present state of mind?: Bordeline manic
What is your motto?: Boobs are life.

Proust had some of the most stupid answers to questions I have ever seen.

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