Proust Questionnaire: Smeghead's answers

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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:39:40 UTC Smeghead answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: To be near death, yet kept alive solely for torture and barbarity.
Where would you like to live?: Greece
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: To have an absolute fuckload of money
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: The desire for a fuckload of money
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: Superman - the man of steel could surely be ready for a woman any time of day or night
Who are your favorite characters in history?: John Cleese because he is a funny bastard.
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Any woman who gives head and swallows.
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: Wonder Woman, because she has awesome titties.
Your favorite painter?: The one who painted that naked chick.
Your favorite musician?: The one who sang about that naked chick
The quality you most admire in a man?: Fuckloads of money and or power.
The quality you most admire in a woman?: Big beautiful titties.
Your favorite virtue?: Patience
Your favorite occupation?: Rooting!
Who would you have liked to be?: The hot naked chick who is painted and sung about!
Your most marked characteristic?: my 2/3 foot cock.
What do you most value in your friends?: Honesty and integrity
What is your principle defect?: Lack of tolerance
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: To be stuffed so far up a badgers arse that you cannot see daylight
What would you like to be?: Ashley Tisdale
What is your favorite color?: Black, like my heart
What is your favorite flower?: The kind that isnt in my face
What is your favorite bird?: The gannet
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Gene Roddenberry
Who are your favorite poets?: Anyone but Bruce Fucking Dawe
Who are your heroes in real life?: Anyone with the balls to mouth off at their boss when he is clearly being a dickhead
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: Helen of Troy - Start a war because you are a sexy, sexy little slut.
What are your favorite names?: Horatio
What is it you most dislike?: Everything that I dont like.
What historical figures do you most despise?: Margie Thatcher - ugly mole
What event in military history do you most admire?: The siege on Thermopoly
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: The ability to pull and stoke any chick I wanted.
How would you like to die?: Asleep like an old man should, not screaming like the passengers on his bus.
What is your present state of mind?: Clinically insane.
What is your motto?: I came, I saw, I came again.

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